[NEWS ALERT – DING DING!]
Well howdy there, folks! I'm Kitty standin' in for our lovely Lorraine while she's out sick—bless her heart, and girl, we're all sendin' up a prayer for a speedy recovery.
Now, on to somethin' a little less doom-and-gloom for once—let's take a break from all them dark and dreadful murder stories and dive into somethin' a little more... offbeat.
Word just came in that Mega Academy is movin' their annual student visit to Phoenix's Wrath Memorial up to the very first week of the school year. And if you're sittin' there askin', "Kitty, what in heaven's name is Phoenix's Wrath?"—well, sugar, that's the site where millions lost their lives in what can only be described as one of the most tragic, senseless acts of destruction caused by a beloved superhero gone, well… plumb crazy.
