[Until she got upset,] Levi continued. [Picture this: cosmic entity with the emotional stability of a teenager and the power to create hurricanes. What could go wrong?]
"She wasn't that unstable," Parker protested quietly.
"Really?" Ere's voice dripped with skepticism. "Because I'm sensing there's a very good story here about why that relationship ended."
Parker was quiet for a moment, then started laughing softly. "Okay, fine. She was... intense. The first time she got really upset, she accidentally created a storm system that lasted three weeks."
[And the time you forgot your anniversary?] Levi prompted.
"That was not my fault," Parker said. "I was dealing with a cosmic crisis involving the collapse of seventeen realities. I had bigger things to worry about than dinner reservations."
"Let me guess," Ere said dryly. "She didn't see it that way."
"She created a tornado that wiped out two cities and a large town," Parker admitted. "The cleanup took weeks."
