Too mature.
So mature that it doesn't resemble a factory like Coastal that's been out of production and off the market for over a decade, and its designs are outdated. The whole model seems like a completed entity that has gone through numerous testing and iterations of earlier models, accumulating enough experience and technology to be produced again.
It's like at a bathhouse, a sharp-featured, fake-nosed, heavily made-up mature lady snuggles up to your chest and tells you, "Brother, this is my first time out, my family doesn't know."
Who would believe that, seriously!
Especially the engine...
Everyone's hesitating whether to call it 'Uncle' already!
In this day and age, it's still using designs from over ten years ago, like the Coastal's old knockoff minivan model, at best with just a tiny bit of improvement on the original design.