After a few hours of fucking my Fairy Princess of a wife into a state of delirium I wash up and get dressed and walk outside.
To find a very familiar girl leaning against my truck doing something on her phone that has her thumbs blur of motion, Elly is in a dark gray hooded sweatshirt and painted on black yoga pants.
"Ugh." A groan slips from my lips…at the sight of Elly.
Elly notices my groan and looks up from her phone and starts to fidget with her phone in hand.
"Oh, what a coincidence." Elly gasps in fake surprise.
"Yeah it's such a coincidence, that you found me in my driveway leaving my house…if you're not at school, what is it you do all day? Stalk older guys…and try to trap them or something?"
Elly's mouth drops open in shock, and she seems to close whatever she was doing on her phone and proceeds to stuff it into the pocket of her hoodie.
"What? Surprised that that's the first thing I think of? I mean come on…look at this situation a beautiful young woman of from 17-19 that does only fans and is trying to be an influencer keeps trespassing and badgering and older guy until he snaps and puts his hands on you and then you can make yourself famous and garner a lot of attention while ruining his life…seriously how long have you been out here!?" I ask going off on a tangent…because these kinda situations are all too common.
"Of course not, I'd never do that to YOU!" Elly counters as soon as she recovers. "I was only passing by and thought…maybe…you might come out is all." Elly says as she reaches into the bed of my truck and lifts up a plastic convenience store bag, and offers it to me.
"I-I made the cookies with the recipe you taught me…" Elly says to me and I can only sigh.
'Man, you're really going to hit me with that whole inexperienced high schooler conveniently waiting for her one-sided love interest to leave the house…trope from an anime?' I say in my mind even as a wave of nostalgia washes over me, bringing back sentimental memories of my youth in years past.
"What do you want?!" I find myself asking her.
"I looked further and there aren't any reports of a Dungeon popping up here or you so you're still safe…I'm sorry for what I did yesterday.." Elly sighs..and looks at me with an apologetic expression on her face.
'Well, that's a relief…but still…I shouldn't get too comfortable.'
"I can't think why you'd think you need to come all the way back up here to apologize…it's over and done with…" I say to her and release a yawn.
"Y-yes…but…you're the only one, I can ask to take me into the dungeon." Elly says to me, which makes me smack my palm against my forehead.
'She still hasn't given up.' I internally sigh.
"What about school?" I ask her.
"I don't go that much…since it interferes with making a living off of YouTube." Elly says to me…and I just couldn't resist giving her my two-cents because it sounds so familiar to me when I was in highschool..as I too preferred to work and earn money over going to school.
"Listen…I used to be the same way…but that's not a good way to think about your education." I say to her but Elly quickly cuts me off.
"I wouldn't mind going to school if you took me down into that dungeon."
"Don't try to bargain with me over your education... because it doesn't really matter to me…just don't go thinking the real world isn't going to chew you up and spit you out…because it will." After my slight outburst I decide to ignore her and I climb up into my truck, I go to close the door but Elly sticks her hand in between the door and the cab and not being a cruel son of a bitch I don't slam the door shut on her hand.
"Okay, look…could you at least let me take an interview video for the future when dungeons become common and accepted…please? It'd just be simple stuff like how you got statted, your story, the dungeon, that sort of thing? I'll hide your face and name, don't worry…it'll be completely anonymous."
"Look, I haven't done anything worth you interviewing me about…and I have a criminal record…so even if it's anonymous now people are going to question you about your source and dig and dig until they come to me and then you'll be ethically called into question and all your fame will turn to infamy." I say to her and it's partially a lie since I've got information that dungeon researchers of the world would trade an arm and a leg to get their remaining hands on. But if I'm giving that up, I want proper compensation and CIA-level protection with a couple super sexy female agents!
"Let go of the door, Go home…then get your ass in school." I say to her tiredly.
"Would you drive me back home?" Elly asks me.
"You had a car yesterday…plus you're a healthy young woman you can walk home if you don't have a car parked nearby."
"You, you grew up to be a meanie, and a coward!" Elly shouts at me as she pulls herself away from the door, shoves both hands back into her hoodie's pockets, and turns on her heel…before stomping/skulking away.
'What is it with my life lately…it's like I'm some light novel isekai protag with all these women that have been popping up into my, and what's with my possible romantic interests badmouthing me like tsunderes?...well a Dommy Mommy is an encouraging presence?'
"Haa!" I sigh as I shut the door of my truck, my eyes…unintentionally glued to Elly's shapely ass that's hugged by her yoga pants.