Returning to my place, a 100,000 USD richer and with almost a mil in cryptocurrency once Skeeter got on the horn and fenced some of the coins we melted down and turned into bars and sold them.
"I'm kinda over being a farmer…maybe I'll just keep the land and turn into a crop farmer…yeah…that sounds good to me." I nod as I put my truck in park and head into the house.
I find Khaleesi chilling on the couch watching TV, munching on some tiny, broken-off bits of Oreo cookies.
"Hey, Khaleesi…" I greet her and feel a little awkward about how much abused her little pussy last night.
"Oh, Welcome home!" Khaleesi calls out to me cheerfully.
"What were you doing…while you were out?"
"I uhh went and converted the gold into a more usable currency…and I think I've decided to sell off the herd and convert to a crop farmer…it just takes too much time and money to be a dairy farmer with too little in return…" I explain to Khaleesi.
"Hmm, I can help make your crops grow…" Khaleesi says to me absentmindedly as most of her attention is on a certain cowardly great dane…running from a monster…which is actually a person in a costume.
"As long as that's something you want to do and won't hurt yourself doing." I agree to Khaleesi's offer with a few stipulations I feel are necessary, as I sit down on the floor in front of the couch and put my legs underneath the coffee table that my laptop sits on…an old Toshiba Satellite with a janky keyboard, and a Khaleesi on it..
I watch Khaleesi as she licks the frosting off of an Oreo, the big family sized mega stuff container beside her.
"I will be fine, my bonded, we must support each other, you know." Khaleesi replies back to my stipulations.
"I think we're going to work out incredibly Khaleesi…even with our sizes separating us a bit…" I reply to Khaleesi who doesn't seem to be listening to me anymore as answer-her eyes are glued to the commercials on the TV.
"Ah, can we go there please please please?!" Khaleesi asks me as she points at the tv that has a commercial for a well-known golden arches fast-food place that is currently playing on the TV.
"Mc E-D's, huh... haven't been there in awhile, sure I don't mind you'll have to stay hidden though…no boisterously proclaiming your superiority over humankind and such." I tease.
"Yes, yes YES! Ohh thank you so much my bonded I promise I won't put any humans in their place and I'll remain hidden in your shirt pocket here…hmm you fashioned a perfect saddle for me so soon…to ride you with…" Khaleesi cheers, making me smile until she practically calls me a horse and I develop the urge to get the fly swatter.
'Must not commit domestic violence.' I repeat over and over again in my head like a mantra.
"Say…how are you even going to eat a human sized meal…at your size? There's no way you can finish one before they go bad..."
"I'll make it work, I'll show you, my bonded…now let's Gooo!!!" Khaleesi cheers as she wiggles her way into my button up shirt pocket.
"Fine, but don't complain to me if you get fat or develop some kind of sickness…" I mutter softly.
"I won't after all Fairies are superior to Humans." Khaleesi hurumphs as she nods to herself and I roll my eyes as I move to leave the house once more, I couldn't help but feel like Khaleesi will always want to accompany me whenever I leave the house…unless she's asleep or watching something interesting on the TV.
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"I like this Rock Music…though I don't understand what it has to do with rocks…do you know why?"
"No idea to be honest…I just like listening to it.
"I understand…do you think that I could get one of those smartphones that I saw on TV?"
"Hmm, sure…I need a new one as well…should probably get one of those Bluetooth things so I can talk to you without people thinking I'm crazy and so they think that your voice is being carried by the speaker in the earpiece." I mutter as I pull into a parking spot and put the truck in park.
"You don't need to do that silly, as you're the only one that can hear me, my bonded." Khaleesi says to my mutterings.
"Really?" I ask out of surprise as I…we get out of the truck and I walk to the front doors and pull it open.
Walking inside getting into the only open ordering line, seeing that there are posters up inside for new Halloween themed toys. 'Darn missed the Transformers toys.' I curse in my head and I'd had the thought to come and try and get Bumblebee or Megatron…but never had the time to get around to it.
"Hey, I remember how I asked, how is it that you can speak my language…can you give me an actual answer now…please?"
"You see fairies are the superior species because we can communicate physically and telepathically…my voice only sounds like your mother tongue…because my mental voice is inside your head…my Bonded."
"I see..." I say though I didn't really see.
While then I guess I won't look like a retard talking aloud anymore when I can just talk to you in my head.
"Wait...how thorough is your Telepathy?" I ask as we stand in the busy lunch time order line.
"What you mean to ask is have you listened in on everything I've thought since we met? Or can you only hear what I say out loud?"
"And the answer is that I can hear both, you know, my bonded you're quite the straightforward person…you think about how beautiful and sexy I am, and then you want to squash me when I'm being annoying you say fly swatter in your mind but the mental image is of you slamming your big fat human cock into my tiny, sweet little Fairy princess pussy."