Pov Dia,
It's been a year since I allowed boys to enroll at Kuoh Academy, and honestly, I'm starting to think it was a bad idea.
We already had four known perverts at the school, and now we've added four more to the mix.
Even worse — all eight of them are in the same year.
I had no choice but to split them up to avoid complete chaos: two boys and two girls in each class.
Why can't they just hide their perverseness a little?
Take Utena, for example. She's a massive pervert too, but you'd never guess it. She wears the longest version of the school skirt and is so discreet that people tend to forget she's even there.
But Hyoudou Isami, Kiryuu Aika, Momioka Risa, Sawada Mio, Saruyama Kenichi, Motohama, Matsuda, and Yuki Rito… they are anything but discreet.
The only exception among the eight is Rito.
He's not really a pervert — he just trips, falls, and somehow always ends up in a compromising position with a girl… and then gets slapped for it.
He has a bad reputation, but he's not truly a bad person — in fact, like Utena, he takes care of the flower club.
I honestly don't know if he's lucky or incredibly unlucky to always end up in such compromising situations.
To help my little sister, I'm considering paying a visit to the Greek goddess of luck — maybe she can help Rito with this terribly unfortunate luck of his.
Once, I had to summon all eight of them for a serious talk.
The boys were severely reprimanded and warned that if anything like that happened again, they'd be expelled from the academy.
I was more lenient with the girls, but I still told them to stop grabbing other girls' chests without their consent.
First of all, it's uncomfortable for everyone around, and second — it borders on sexual harassment.
They're lucky they're girls, and that gives them certain leniencies that the boys would never get. Otherwise, they'd already be expelled.
Also, Motohama apparently has some kind of "scouter" that can detect a girl's three sizes.
Let's just say I politely warned him — using a bit of my supernatural pressure — that if he ever used it again, he'd find himself both behind bars... and without his glasses.
I have to keep a very close eye on the fourth male pervert because my daughters, my little sister, and So-tan will soon be attending this academy.
If any of them try anything, I swear they'll discover the true definition of hell.
Each group — So-tan's peerage, Riri's group, and Inglis-chan with her sisters — will have their own club.
So-tan, being the serious type, wants to join the student council.
Inglis-chan would like to be in the same club as Kotegawa Yui, so she's aiming for the discipline committee.
As for Riri, she simply wants to join a supernatural or occult research club.
To add some atmosphere to this whole club setup, I decided to reopen the school's old building — the one that's often used for courage tests.
Apparently, it's haunted by spirits… and honestly, when I looked at it, I could feel something spiritual there too.
So, I invited Mikado to come with me and meet this so-called spirit.
The spirit was a girl with the appearance of a 16-year-old, but she is apparently more than 400 years old — luckily, I'm even older than her.
Her name is Murasame Shizu, but she prefers to be called Oshizu.
I wasn't there to exorcise her or anything like that — just to ask if she could let us use part of the building for a club.
At first, when we mentioned it would be a club for devils, she refused.
But then she realized that, in the eyes of the Japanese, she is supposed to be just as "malicious" as us. So she accepted.
Mikado took her aside to ask if she would be willing to live as a human again, if given the opportunity — and she said yes.
It will take us some time to properly create a body for her, but in the end, Oshizu should be able to have a physical form again — even if she still has the option to leave it when she wants.