"Friends, our kingdom, family, title, and bank account have fallen. We must reclaim our glory with our own hands."
"Do you still remember our ancient and profound ancestral home, so wealthy and dignified...or beautiful and cozy?"
"It stood proudly and immovably, towering in that wilderness or somewhere else."
"We spent half our lives in that ancient mansion surrounded by news and light."
"At that time, a strange and unsettling force suggested that our old home itself might be a gateway to some indescribable and incredible power."
"Now, we have gathered from various worlds of the real universe to eliminate the mastermind behind all this!"