Chapter 386: The happiness from God's perspective
Hua Xue Ning blushed, pressing her legs together and fidgeting, her cheeks bright red:
"I've seen him playing games with Shi Yin-jie before. Shi Yin-jie was calling out for mercy, but I could tell she was enjoying it! Shi Yin-jie is really good at pleasing men, but I'm not bad either! Tell me, don't you think I'm pretty too?"
"Y-Yes, yes! Xue Ning-guniang is a peerless beauty, the most beautiful woman in the world!"
"But at most… at most, he only kisses me once or twice." Hua Xue Ning pouted in frustration. "Sometimes, I even give him hints, but he ignores me. He always treats me like a little kid, thinks I'm dumb, and feels bad about making a move on me. He thinks he'd be bullying a silly girl. But am I really dumb? I've seen him with Luo Shi Yin and Jiang Shi Han—I've learned everything!"
"Oh, impressive, impressive."
"I secretly asked Shi Yin-jie to teach me, but she laughed at me and refused. She's afraid that if I get too smart, I'll fight her for favor, don't you think?"
"Of course! That Luo Shi Yin, she's really something!"
"You dare insult Shi Yin-jie?!"
"Ah!?" Dang Kou Tian Wang was going crazy.
Che Qi, you bastard!
You said twenty minutes at most, and now it's almost New Year's!
What the hell are you doing!? Running to the neighbor's house to borrow vinegar for your dumplings!?
Do you have any idea what I'm going through?
This damn girl has been slicing me up with her little thin sword—I'm covered in cuts, and now my palm is pierced through and nailed to a tree.
Listening to her rant about her love life, enduring the pain, and not even knowing if I'll survive.
When I see you again, I swear I'll fight you!
Wait, hold on—
Wasn't Che Qi supposed to be capturing Lu Cheng Wen? But Lu Cheng Wen sounds just fine!
So where the hell is Che Qi!?
"Actually, I don't blame Shi Yin-jie or Master. They're not rejecting me; they're protecting me. It's not the same as how Tian-er treated me before."
"I'm not as smart as them, but I understand some things. To Tian-er, I was just a worker. Since I was good at martial arts, had inherited power, and was fairly pretty, he let me work for him."
"In Tian-er's eyes, I didn't matter. Only Master truly cares for me, spoils me, and protects me. Sometimes, when Shi Yin-jie is too loud, he even tells her to keep it down, afraid she'll corrupt me."
"Hehe, but I was already bad to begin with! Master just doesn't know it yet."
Dang Kou Tian Wang thought, Are you done being horny yet!? I'm bleeding all over the place here, lady!
"It's about time, Xue Ning-meinv. If you go back now, your Master will definitely… well, you know. So let's just go our separate ways, alright?"
Hua Xue Ning looked at him. "People say I'm dumb, but I think you're even dumber."
"Huh?"
"I've never said any of this to anyone before."
"Oh!"
"Every girl is the same when they meet someone they like, don't you think?"
"Yes!"
"Thinking about it now, it's not a big deal. Look at Jiang Shi Han—she's so open about it, and the next day, she's all glowing and doesn't feel shy at all. And Shi Yin-jie… she's just ridiculous. You don't know this, but later on, she didn't even bother hiding it from us anymore! She's crazy!"
"Really?"
"I can't be that bold, but having little thoughts like this—it's normal, right?"
"Of course, totally normal."
"You'll keep this a secret for me?"
"Of course! I won't tell a soul!"
Hua Xue Ning smiled. "Then it's a deal!"
"Yes, yes!" Dang Kou Tian Wang grinned. "This stays between you and me!"
"No, it stays between me and myself."
"Huh?"
"I told you all this because I never considered you a living person."
Dang Kou Tian Wang's face instantly turned pale.
Hua Xue Ning chuckled. "Master is too kind, but I'm not! I learned plenty of dirty tricks from Tian-er. Being ruthless, eliminating loose ends—he taught me all of that!"
This crazy girl! She played me for a fool!?
Hua Xue Ning drew her sword, ready to kill Dang Kou Tian Wang.
Just then, a woman in white robes appeared out of nowhere. She caught Hua Xue Ning's wrist with one hand and forced her back with a single palm strike.
Hua Xue Ning was completely stunned.
She hadn't even seen her opponent clearly before being blown over fifty meters away!
Fifty meters?! And she wasn't even hurt!
This person didn't want to injure me at all!
That meant the skill required to control her force like this was several times higher than just sending someone flying.
Stronger than the masters of Tian Si Men?!
Hua Xue Ning realized that even if she fought with everything she had, she probably wouldn't be able to take this person down with her.
This was someone far beyond her level!
Hua Xue Ning was still processing the situation when—
That stunning woman's long, bare legs moved—pa! pa! pa! pa!
A few swift kicks and—
She knocked Dang Kou Tian Wang out cold!
Then, like a ghost, she grabbed him and flew away!
She flew!?
Hua Xue Ning broke into a cold sweat, sensing something was very wrong. She immediately turned back, rushing to find Lu Cheng Wen.
…
Meanwhile, Xiao Hou Zi was having the time of her life watching the show.
Especially when Che Qi Tian Wang barged in to show off—she nearly laughed out loud on the spot.
She had the God's-eye view, after all.
Endless fun.
Not only was her perspective comprehensive, but her viewpoint was also incredibly high—almost ridiculously so.
In her eyes, even the Shang Si Men and Tian Si Men were nothing more than ants, just a bunch of insignificant little bugs.
The higher one stands, the lonelier it gets. She had reached an unfathomable height at such a young age. From family background, status, ability, to talent… she was practically a max-level player.
So when she looked around, the vast world seemed empty—there were barely any people who could stand on equal footing with her.
And those so-called "big figures" who did qualify to be her equals were unbearably dull.
Some would talk endlessly about national affairs.
Some would constantly worry about the so-called structure of the ancient martial arts world.
Some would wear a perpetually stiff, lifeless face, as if carrying the burdens of the entire world but never uttering a word about it.
And some would always lecture her from above, telling her what she should and shouldn't do, how she should behave, and how she shouldn't…
So annoying!
She despised those above her.
She found those on her level unbearably boring.
And those beneath her were nothing more than meaningless ants.
Such a life was suffocating. Hopeless.
Until… Lu Chengwen appeared.
That fool was too amusing!
Jiang Xiaohou was like a mischievous young master who, among countless ants, discovered a tiny one that—despite being the weakest and smallest—was somehow a little clever.
She was like a god playing with fate, holding a small wooden stick in her hands, poking at these ants, forcing them to interact with Lu Chengwen, and then sitting back to enjoy the show.
Watching how this smart yet weak little ant handled things.
And the more she watched, the more entertaining it became. The more she watched, the more addictive it got.
Sometimes, even one scene wasn't enough—there were multiple venues! Wasn't this hilarious?
Wasn't this just too much fun?
Watching Cheqi Tianwang get beaten up had Jiang Xiaohou laughing uncontrollably, but after a while, she got bored.
So she turned to the other "venue"—wahaha! This side was just as entertaining!
Hua Xuening, that fool, was truly a master of self-torment.
Watching an idiot try to think was one of life's greatest pleasures!
Especially knowing that even this fool had moments of romantic longing—Jiang Xiaohou found it absolutely hilarious, amusing, and endlessly fascinating.
Whether Dangkou Tianwang lived or died didn't matter.
What mattered was that Jiang Xiaohou suddenly didn't want him to be written off so soon.
Hmm… better keep him around for a while. Once he stops being fun, then she'd deal with him.
So, the only reason Dangkou Tianwang was still alive was that Jiang Xiaohou wasn't done playing with this toy. That was all.
Meanwhile, at the villa, Lu Chengwen, worried about damaging the furniture, had already ordered ten people to take Cheqi outside for a proper beating.
Even though Cheqi was one of the Four Great Heavenly Kings, he couldn't withstand ten Shang Si Men going all out on him!
It was brutal.
Lu Chengwen stood to the side, holding his phone with a frustrated expression.
He had just wanted to have a good drink—why the hell did this guy have to come and kick down his door?
His furniture was ridiculously expensive!
Wasn't this whole big organization full of lunatics?
What kind of joke was it for one guy to charge straight into his home alone to arrest him?
Did he think he was the undisputed strongest in the world?
At that moment, Jiang Xiaohou appeared.
She was once again dressed in an obedient, ladylike dress, cautiously and timidly approaching Lu Chengwen.
"Gege…"
"Xiao Houzi?"
"Are they… fighting?"
"No, no." Lu Chengwen quickly said, "Stop, stop, stop—! Everyone, stop!"
Cheqi Tianwang lay on the ground, his entire body in pain, blood trickling from the corner of his mouth.
He lifted his head, his vision spinning.
Xiao Houzi pointed at Cheqi Tianwang. "Gege, he's bleeding."
Fubo was confused. "Who is this?"
Tietuo Wang replied, "The little sister that Boss Lu recently took in."
"Sister?"
"Just a simple little girl. She used to be a beggar, but Boss Lu took pity on her and brought her home. Look at her—so innocent. Give it two years, and she'll be just right, hehehe."
Fubo nodded. "Does Boss Lu lack women?"
"You don't get it. It's not about having enough women—it's about status. A beggar girl, an adopted sister—that's a completely different kind of feeling."
Ah Hu asked, "That's not the point. Is she favored?"
"Mhmm!" Tietuo Wang said. "Boss Lu has a soft heart. At first, he wasn't interested, but after just two days, he got attached. Now, she's the most spoiled one in this house. If she wants a star from the sky, Boss Lu will have us build a ladder to get it for her."
Ah Hu made an 'OK' gesture.
He walked over. "Wow, this little sister is so pretty and well-behaved!"
Ah Hu patted Jiang Xiaohou's head. "Boss Lu, this is…"
"My sister."
"Aiya, this little girl—so smart, so adorable! Boss Lu, you're really lucky."
Lu Chengwen was in a great mood, laughing heartily. "She's just a kid, don't flatter her too much."
"No, no, no. You can tell at a glance—she's well-educated and truly lovable…"
Cheqi Tianwang, still lying on the ground, lifted his head and saw Jiang Xiaohou.
Just a moment ago, she had looked like an innocent little girl being praised by her elders, her face full of obedience and sweetness.
But the next moment—when she looked at him—that classic, sinister, terrifying gaze made Cheqi Tianwang start questioning reality.
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