"Well, nifflers are small creatures that search for treasure, with how your knees are shaking I can guess that something is in pants. I assume the niffler is climbing up so he could look into that hole between your legs where your genitals should be to see if there's anything worth stealing." The girls with Harry barley suppressed their laughter "Probably not, I can guess that the majority of the Malfoy fortune is directed so you and your father can have that superbly shiny hair of yours. You know…because your worth it" Harry made duck lips and waved his hand back and forth as he clicked his fingers a couple of times
"S..shut up Potter!" Malfoy shouted, in a voice that was more high pitch than he intended it to be. It had no effect as few were looking at each other, wondering if it was alright to laugh at Malfoy while most were giggling at Malfoy
"How original" Daphne commented
"Greengrass" Malfoy turned to Daphne as an idea came into his head "you don't have to stay with him! You see now, he's not just a half-blood, but he's also a filthy half-breed!"
"Malfoy, I was born human, I am human and I will die human." Harry said
"You lie! What happened at the graveyard was not something any mere human can do?"
"I look like a 'mere human' to you?" Harry raised an eyebrow "Forgive me for sounding arrogant but I've mastered magic you couldn't even dream of Draco. I am, for all intents and purposes, human…just with a little extra added in."
"Greengrass, you can do better than him!" Malfoy turned back to Daphne
"You know what Malfoy" Daphne stood up, she pulled Harry up to his feet and planted a big kiss on his lips, she turned to Malfoy "I doubt it" She smirked as she grabbed Harry's hand and lead him up the stairs
"Where are you two going?" An amused Tracy asked
"To Harry's room" Daphne called out without any shame or embarassment
"YES!" A scream of joy was heard from one Harry James Potter as Malfoy turned a shade of red only ever seen on a Weasley.
The next day Harry found himself in the headmasters office along with his family (except Adrian) and Shacklebolt, Moody, Snape and Dumbledore in a short order meeting for Harry to reveal what he knew about the vampires.
"Mr Potter" Dumbledore began "it is time for you…"
"Hey dad, Sirius" Harry cut off Dumbledore and turned to his father and godfather "have you two been working out? You look so much better than before"
"We have" James puffed his chest out
"Yep" Sirius nodded proudly
"Hmm, I'm still better looking" Harry shrugged
"Mr Potter" Dumbledore said "I think it's…"
"Mum, is that a new shampoo? You smell brilliant"
"Thank you for noticing Harry" She smiled before giving James a small glare "I'm glad someone noticed"
"Uh...nice smell dear?" James said weakly
"I bet he didn't even notice your new boots did he?" Harry asked
"No" Lily continued to glare at James
"You can talk with your family later" An annoyed Dumbledore brought the attention back to him "what business did you have with the vampire queen?"
"She's decided to personally let me know that she is repaying her debt to me by having the vampires remain neutral"
"Debt?" Kingsley asked
"Harry, how do you have a debt owed to you by the vampire queen of all people?" Remus asked with disbelief
"Oh, I murdered her husband" Harry said causally
"What?!" The entire room blurted out
"You murdered the vampire king?!" Disbelief filled Dumbledore's voice
"You remember a few years ago when it was rumored that the vampires were planning to attack the wizarding world?" Harry asked
"Yes" Dumbledore nodded, he remembered that, it was all over the news.
"You know how they didn't do that?"
"Yes"
"You're welcome" Harry smiled
"That was you?" Moody regarded the boy as if he was an alien
"I went and had a chat with the vampire royalty, it took a lot of effort to sneak into the castle. At first I tried it the peaceful way, then when that didn't work I challenged him to a fight. It ended when I removed his head from his neck."
"But…why would that put her in your debt?| A confused Sirius asked
"She hated her husband" Harry answered "she only ever married him because her father had forced her to do so. She was pregnant at the time, expecting her first son and didn't want him to influence her son, plus there was the fact that he was pretty much ruining the vampire nation with the way he was running it"
"How…how did you manage to remove his head?" James asked
"Trapped him under some big rocks then I kicked it clean off" Harry answered "Like a football…or a quaffle if you prefer"
"Mr Potter, must you resort to violence to solve your problems?" Dumbledore sighed.
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