As we entered the country of the land of snow princess kokoro no yukihme was cheered by a bunch of civilians we looked upon a screen where a young woman was talking about the return of the princess to her castle
'well so much for secrecy.' I thought.
' can you help it she's a celebrity." said pixie.
' she's basically this countries equivalent to rock Hudson.' said tengue.
' yeah except the difference in unavailability is she's a underaged princess of an entire country and he was a gay man who an entire country of women adored.' I thought
( A/n I wanted to use that specific detail )
We arrived at an inn where we Were given rooms unfortunately the rooms we were given were unsuitable for even a rat to live in the floor creaked the roof leaked their was graffiti on the wall.
The princess was given five star treatment however she wasn't happy with the room situation of her guests but before she could complain the manager shut the window of the desk on her.
the girl began to sniffle and soon she began crying.
I crushed a kunai in my hand.
" You girls better get the princess and all the customers out of this hotel, Hayabusa's gonna erase this building from existence ." Advised kakashi.
Within four minutes every occupant of the hotel was outside.
" Hey where are all the patrons?" Asked the hotel manager.
" That's the least of your worries." I said.
" What do you mean." He asked.
" Tell me something do you think they except assholes who slam windows in little girls faces to make them cry in heaven?" I asked.
* Why do you ask?" The man inquired.
" Because I'm about to send you straight to hell." I said using the Pattented Your screwed no Jutsu.
From outside everyone heard the blood curdling screams of bloody murder from the center of town to the four borders.
Within six seconds the very hotel which was at least eight meters tall had been reduced to nothing more than a plot of land thanks to my using a combination of lapse blue and rasengan spamming the very manager himself was long gone from this world before the first meter was destroyed.
" Come here kokoro it's okay he won't hurt you no more." I said wrapping her in my jacket.
( A/n the moral of the story is only assholes make little girls cry.)
Meanwhile in konoha.
" My name is embassador Lee rikudo I appreciate you lending me support in dealing with this terrorist threat." Said Lee.
" Asuma I don't like this guy he's hiding something." Jin whispered to his sensei.
" We have every right to suspect this guy in fact the only reason we agreed to his demands is to investigate the terrorists in kokoros country for all we know he could very well be a terrorist himself." Whispered asuma.
( A/n and the first prize goes to the chain smoker.)
" Very well I am assigning team ten to the escort of your party." Said Tsunade.
" We can leave at any time." Said asuma.
"Very well let's go then." Said Lee.
The group headed for snow country.
After the incident with the hotel manager the group was given five star lodging but from that moment kokoro insisted that she stay by my side of course I didn't mind knowing in her eyes she saw me basically as super man fortunately I was used to this however hanna and kisumi were not pleased since the moment we got to the hotel they found that we were being watched but they assumed it was some pervert however i knew exactly what it was.
From the corner of the balcony across the other side of the building a man stood.
It was around nine o'clock we shut the lights out and everyone went to bed.
Of course kakashi and I didn't go to bed.
The assassin snuck into the room and he strolled up to the bed where kokoro lay.
That's when I spoke up.
" You know for someone who hadn't heard the news about how a recent hotel owner and his establishment vanishing from the face of the earth you should really read a newspaper." I quipped.
The man turned towards me and drew a knife and went to stab me but he couldn't even touch me.
" This just in another sumbitch is about to die tonight." I said and then I delivered a powerful round house kick to the man's jaw and sending his spinning out the window and falling to the ground from six stories high.
I looked down and saw a bloody mess in the sidewalk.
The manager came to our hotel room.
" Is everything alright?!" He asked.
" ABSOLUTELY!!!" We all said in chorus.
" Hayabusa I'm scared will you sleep with me." She asked.
" Fine." I said.
Kakashi looked at the other two girls.
" You two okay with this?" He asked.
" If course she's just a pup." Said Hanna.
" I'm not as petty as to get jealous of a child." Said kisumi.
" Good then get some rest you three I'll keep watch over you for the rest of the night." Said kakashi.
" Night nii-san." I said.
" Good night Hayabusa-kun." Said kakashi.
To be continued.
Omake
" are your ready?"
at the namikaze compound Naruto was being interrogated for an incident at school apparently he had attacked a teacher
" So what happened at the academy Naruto-kun." Asked Tsunade.
" Well mizuki sensei decided to call me a demon in front of Hinata and told her she should abandon me and Hinata told him that she wouldn't leave me and that she loved me so he decided to call her a word that starts with B and rhymes with witch and so I did a crotch chop and told him to suck it.
Then hit him with a spine buster nailed him with a elbow drop and kicked him with a thrust kick straight to the chin and then when he tried to attack Hinata I took a paper bomb shined it up real nice turned that sumbitch sideways and stuck it straight up his candy ass.
Tsunade turned to Hiashi who nodded in agreement fortunately the hyuga clan head hadn't detected the slightest hint of deception in the boys features of course telling a lie this elaborate wasn't Naruto's style in fact Naruto had probably never lied to anybody since he had been born.
" Well you are either the most ballsiest kid in the entire academy or the biggest liar I've ever seen and fortunately since hiashi has confirmed your story as true and since we had two witnesses I've decided to not punish you instead were going to go out for ice cream.
" Yaaaaay!" Naruto cheered.
The group headed to the village Ice cream shop.
meanwhile in the hospital a doctor is running over exams of his latest patient.
" Tell me doctor what happened to this guy." Asked a nurse.
" Well according to his injuries he's substained he was hit with a spin buster, nailed with an elbow drop, struck in the chin with a thrust Kick,and had a paper bomb tied to a kunai that was shined up real nice turned sideways stuck up his candy ass.
" Are you kidding me?" Said the nurse.
...
" Academy students." The two Dead-panned.