"What do you mean my mom and sisters are one of them?!" Noysd shouted, eyes wide.
"You see," the god began, stroking his nonexistent beard, "in every timeline, there are always characters who either live or die. They exist... but what if someone in each timeline dies and gets erased from existence entirely?"
"I don't know! But what I do wanna know is—why my mom and sisters?! What did they do?!" Noysd yelled, jumping to his feet like he just sat on a tack.
"Eh, I don't know either. But don't worry—you're not blood-related." The god casually dropped another nuke on his sanity.
"WHAT THE F*CK, MAN?! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS ADOPTED?!"
"You're not adopted," the god clarified like it helped, "You're just not related to your sisters. Your mom's your real mom, but... let's just say you were more of an 'oopsie-daisy' situation."
Another bomb. Noysd was running out of space to put emotional damage.
"WHAT?! What does that even mean?! Shouldn't I already know this stuff by now?! Aren't there like a million gods who have explained my backstory already? Why don't I remember any of it?!"
"Meh. Plot holes." The god shrugged. "Anyway, wanna know how you came into existence?"
Noysd paused. He sighed like a tired anime protagonist and nodded.
"Alright, let's start with the basics: You're Haruka Hinata. Or formerly, Noysd Walker—a guy who died. But before that, you already traveled to two different universes... and died in both. Sound familiar?"
"Yup." Noysd nodded again. (Author note: I'm sticking with 'Noysd' because it's a cooler name. Deal with it.)
"And in both those universes, you gained three abilities, right?"
"Sounds about right."
"Let's go over your titles," the god said, pulling out a massive scroll. "Nickname/title: The Chosen Pervert, The Most Idiotic Yet Genius Guy, Old, Vixef, Cici, Kau Ini Babi Leh, Who?, Vodka Enjoyer... and so on."
"Hey! Where's my 'Hermit' title? I worked hard on that one!"
"Dunno. Lost in the multiverse, probably. Anyway, both of those universes you were in? Gone. Toast. Boom. As short as I can explain it."
"Neat," Noysd muttered.
"Now for the grand reveal of how you were born... drumroll, please!"
(Author: Hey! Don't smash my phone screen just for a drumroll, you monster—)
Prime: "Hey, why haven't you revealed my name yet?"
Author: "That's for another chapter, shut up."
Prime: "Another chapt—"
(Technical difficulties, please stand by.)
"What the hell was that?!" Noysd fell to the floor as drums echoed around him like a discount rock concert.
"Your mom got... um... assaulted into having you." the god dropped the line like a sledgehammer.
"THE FU—"
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"well that chapter 1 been update...."javier said as he stop typing
"Why are you stoping?"lihoo ask curiously
"well....since he has A.I doesn't it mean he doesn't need us anymore?"javier said as he drink his tea slowly
"we're his editor not the storywriter"lihoo said as he start typing some word
"yeah but....wouldn't he just buy an a.i to do it"javier said while looking down blocking his face
"...javier....three word....he is broke"lihoo said as he look up on the ceiling
"you're right...he is broke"javier said with a little smile on his face as he look up too
TO BE CONTINUED