"Little one, have you ever seen a skeleton get hemorrhoids?"
Su Ran's face darkened. This little mudfish could say the most random things—how did it even know about hemorrhoids? He really needed to figure out who had been teaching it this stuff...
"Then why are you sighing so much?"
Hearing the little mudfish's question, Su Ran felt touched enough to hug it tightly. Finally! It seemed like it was getting to the point of the conversation!
"That's because..."
"I know, your wife got stolen by someone!"
The little mudfish's eyes lit up as it began circling Su Ran. "Quick, tell me, did I guess right?"
"..."
For some reason, Su Ran felt an uncontrollable urge to strangle the little mudfish. But then he remembered it was a rare pet dragon—a once-in-a-century find—and softened his heart.
"Where did you even learn these phrases? When you were just born, you used to be so pure-hearted. Now, your mouth runs faster than a runaway train!"
"Learned it from you."
