(Music is playing, lights twinkling above. Everyone is seated casually when suddenly a wave of cheer spreads as Abhi and Ishana walk up together.)
Second Brother (grinning):
Here come the stars of the night—our bride and groom! Wowww!
Cousin 1 (mock-annoyed):
Finally! The show can begin.
Cousin 2 (teasing):
Where were you two hiding all this time?
Youngest Brother:
Yeah, how far did you guys wander off to?
Yash (with a cheeky smirk):
I mean... they've probably lost their virginity by now! Hahaha!
Wife 1 (playing along):
Oh? And how exactly are you so sure about that?
Yash (grinning wider):
Because I saw it!
Wife 2 (mock-shocked):
What?! You saw them?
Yash (laughing):
Not like that! I mean, last night, they were locked in the bedroom for ages... door shut from the inside...
Youngest Brother:
Yeah, and what else do people do behind closed doors, huh? Hahaha!
Abhi (slightly embarrassed):
Hey, hey—it's not what you're thinking!
I didn't—I mean—I didn't even touch her!
Ishana (cutting in quickly):
Exactly! We were just talking. That's it.
Wife 1:
Aww come on, guys, don't embarrass them like that!
Wife 2:
Yeah, it's all normal. It's sweet actually. Hahaha!
Abhi (thinking, amused):
(What kind of open-minded family is this? They're teasing like it's nothing... and they're older than us! I kinda like it here.)
Abhi (smiling, raising hands):
No seriously, I mean it—I haven't touched her... yet.
Youngest Brother:
YET! Ohhh now we're talking! So you do have plans! Hahahaha!
Cousin 1:
Alright, alright, everyone calm down.
Let's sit and chill.
Yash (grabbing a beer):
Let's raise a toast!
And hey, jiju, sis—you both sit on that swing over there. It's decorated just for you!
Abhi:
Why the swing though?
Youngest Brother:
Because you're the limelight tonight, bro!
Center stage for the main couple!
Ishana (laughs softly):
Okay, okay—we'll sit. Let's not argue.
(Abhi and Ishana sit on the swing as others gather around with snacks and drinks.)
Cousin 1 (to Abhi):
If you ever have trouble handling her—come to me.
We know Ishana better than anyone.
She's super shy when it comes to anything romantic. Hahaha!
Ishana (covering her face):
Bro!! Can you not?!
Cousin 2 (grinning):
He's right! She won't even let anyone touch her.
But... if you must know—her most sensitive spot is her waist.
Just brush her waist and watch her squirm!
Abhi (eyes wide):
Seriously? That explains so much!
No wonder she always jumps when I go near it...
I thought she was just shy, but turns out—it's extra sensitive!
Did I accidentally turn you on, Ishana?
Ishana (shocked and blushing):
Stop!!! Bro why are you telling him all this?!
Cousin 2 (laughing):
Because if we don't help him now, how will he survive after marriage?
Abhi (grinning):
Okay, wait—is there any other sensitive spot I should know?
Yash (smirking):
Yeah! Her ears!
Just whisper anything close to her ear—and bam! Her whole face turns red!
Abhi (laughs):
Ohhh that's good to know.
Guess I'll test it out later.
Ishana (half-laughing, half-annoyed):
Why don't you just give him a full guidebook on how to handle me while you're at it?!
Everyone:
Hahahahahaha!