We finished our meal our mom decided to drop us at school and go back to work only God knows when she will come back .
I really felt like walking probably because I had already gotten used to it mom actually gave us our allowance but I usually saved mine for important reason I just had to get into the car because I needed to get to school early .
We got into the car my mum started driving while Richard my dumb brother kept on chatting with someone on the phone and he would either laugh anytime he read the message or just smiled stupidly .
I looked outside the window was I actually torturing myself this was about ten times more fun and better than walking .
Maybe that why I looked like I lost ten pounds or something ..my stomach really looked skinny .
When my mom arrived she was so shocked that she asked if I was even eating or something ...and then she suggested I should go to the hospital .
Yeah ...I was saved thankfully beacuse I hated injections.
I was able to convince her that I was going on a diet plan .
And then she gave me her sarcastic face asking me what I was trying to reduce when I was already like her index finger ..
Yeah that made me sulk for a whole evening ...literally I cried my eyes out .
' I am such a dummy ' I murmured before smacking my head.
I turned to Richard who was still giggling annoyingly I rolled my eyes as if waiting for mom to comment but she didn't.
Someone has to stop this laughing gas from spreading i thought.
But first who was he talking too I stretched my head to his shoulder as I looked closely to realize he was chatting with a girl .
Wow !! I thought finally I found a way to tease my brother I cleared my throat as I said .
"So is she like your classmates ,best friend ,or maybe just maybe girlfriend" I said the last part whispering it to his ear.
Richard quickly turned his phone like he was caught doing something bad .
"She is just my class mate OKAY no need to jump into conclusion ".
" yeah sure let's pass that ideas everyone knows the only girl in your life you care about is me " I said as I pretended to blush using my hand to cover my mouth as I watch Richard glare at me.
Even that left a bad taste in my mouth .
"It funny you think I care about you they say it never good to day dream " Richard said raising one of his eyebrows .
"Who gave you those stupid thoughts now back to our discussion who is she??? " I said using my finger to poke his shoulder .
"She is none of your business " he replied going back to his phone .
"Nonsense if it a one sided love you can tell me I am always helpful " I said getting no reply from Richard .
"Oh my gosh it is a one sided love I am guessing you like her but she doesn't care about you . It kinda fun ,you love her she doesn't care about you it okay some might end good while other always end badly" I said placing one of my finger on my lips while giving a thoughtful expression .
Richard sighed turning to me "get off my business" he said .
"Rubbish I saw the way you smiled and laughed when you were chatting with her I could even hear you giggle so loudly which was annoying but being a good sister I tried to flush out that annoying part looking at the brighter side my brother was smiling " I said cupping my face while shaking my head as I grinned .
Richard actually started to blush but on a second thought I have never seen a boy blush so furiously wow I am so happy that my plan was falling into place.
sweet sweet revenge .
"You know what, I could tell you that you are a very lucky boy having a sister like me cause I going to help you " I said tapping his shoulder .
"Really you will help me " Richard face lit up which made my face to twitch but I quickly arranged my expression , but my grin wasn't coming back so I settle for a smile .
Not what I was expecting .
"Have I ever told you this ..your help bring bad luck to me ,I rather stick to having a one sided relationship " Richard said as he face turned back to an angry one .
"So now you agree too having feelings for Miss rejection " I said checking my nail which were already perfectly clean .
"So I am going to give you some tips on how to approach her it going to be hard but we will get over this, I know you think you are dumb ,not smart,ugly ,weird ,lack of skills in dressing ,stu..."I was about to complete her sentence when Richard stopped me .
" okay stop with the insults come on between me and you who is dumb oh let me answer that YOU and talking about ugly am seeing one right here and your last statement um um stupid I think it you "he said pointing his finger on my face .
" oh don't you dare point at me " I said .
"Oh yes i will " he replied .
"Who are you calling stupid huh have some respect I am literally your senior don't forget that " I said shaking my small fist on his face .
"WHAT ! SENIOR! Geez you really don't have a little bit of shame do you " Richard said as he crossed his hands on his chest .
"A senior trying to teach her brother how to start a relationship when she haven't even been in one before guess what if i am miss rejection then you are miss rejected because to my own beautiful memory I have never ever seen you with a boy " Richard said as he scoffed .
OUCH !!!!!....
I really didn't know what to say I couldn't even try to utter a coherent speech I turned to the window quietly .
I really haven't dated someone before he was right but did he have to be this specific how could he even say such.
oh and worst part he called me miss rejected it broke my small little heart into pieces this made me wonder did I really have a phobia for relationship or am I really not that beautiful I looked outside as I gave out a fake cry.
"Hey have you studied for your test with Mr Derrick " Richard asked where he got no reply from me .
"Oh gosh so you haven't studied and yet you wanted to teach me how to start a relationship you are a thing , do you really like getting C , of course you do why am I even asking it not like it bothers me " he said playing with his phone he knew I was going to ask him for help but he just had to rub it all over my face .
I turned slowly to him realizing I was going to fail not like I didn't try reading but it was so boring first I tried reading the book, then I fell asleep.
I woke up trying to read again but then I slept off waking up late this morning all for nothing !!!.
"Please help me " I said holding his hands I really hated my self for doing this it was really ridiculously dumb .
My only option was to register for a maths lesson ....but hell will freeze over before I commit such abomination .
"I thought I was dumb ,ugly and had low IQ" Richard said listing the things I did and did not say really I didn't remember telling him had low IQ.
"ME!! I could never say that you're the king of smart, smartest person in the whole wide world even smarter than .... M...e " I said as I gulp not able to finish the last sentence .
" sorry I didn't hear that well can you repeat " Richard said holding his ear .
I gritted my teeth while glaring at him not failing to see the small stupid smirk on his face .
"I said you are smarter than me " I said finally as I watch him smile .
"Are you going to help??" I asked as he nodded .
"But first you have to take me for shopping then do my laundry for a week " he said .
"When did you even like shopping ??" I asked I knew what he was trying to do trying to rob me off my money like hell I will agree to that for all I know he said shopping was for delinquent .
While should I be the one to become skinny and still end up suffering for nothing .
"Don't be dumb I need new clothes so is it a deal " he said as he brought his hand forward for a handshake I glared at his hand before I shook his hand .
My dignity was better than my money ....I said sniffling .
I made a mental note on sulking if I get home today .
"Deal " I murmured .
We began our unbearable lesson when will it end I thought as I shook my head from falling asleep it like anytime I tried to study this stupid sleep keeps coming .
"Maria , Richard we are here " my mom said as I muttered.
"Oh thanks " as Richard glared at me while I gave him a sheepish smile making him to roll his eyes .
But then I was going to the bigger one school , Mr Derrick and the stupid test I sighed as I watch my brother opens the door before shutting it .
"I am doomed "