"I originally thought you just had a defect in common sense, but it turns out your real issue is a deficiency in intelligence."
In the basement of "Teeth, Hemorrhoids, Iron Bar," Yinyin Yin pulled up Leyu's clothes and carefully examined his chest, remarking as he looked, "Didn't it cross your mind, the item the Governor's Mansion is so desperate to transport in secret, and you, a top student who completed a full military academy education, have never even heard of it? Even if you used your ass to think, you'd realize these kinds of items fall under military secrets… yet you actually dared to ask Lan Yan?"
"He seemed pretty easy to talk to at the time..."
"A gift from someone above, the price has already been marked in secret. If you go outside now, nobody's going to praise your Qian Yuliu style of never bowing to the nobility. All they'll hear is Lan Yan's reputation for caring about his subordinates and dominating the Ding Family with swagger."