I think cats would make great drunks.
I think they got enough spunk for it, and in a test of attitude I don't
think they'd flunk.
Then again I think you'd need hella luck to struck upon a drunk clunck of cat
as of matter of fact.
But don't wake them up till they've properly napped.
Or they may have snapped.
You can feel rapt in my inept advice that seems untapped.
So please don't get enrapt by that cat,
or you may end up trapped.